Do you feel like you’re going a little crazy, because doctors have done a zillion tests which turned up nothing… yet you still don’t feel well at all?
Do you know that something is seriously “off” in your health… but you just can’t pinpoint it?
Do you feel alone in your health journey, like no one understands you or believes you?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, I have important news for you:
You’re NOT crazy, it’s NOT “just in your head,” you’re NOT alone…
And more importantly…
There IS a unified explanation for all these “unexplainable” symptoms…
And there IS a solution (and it’s not what you think)!
How do I know? Because I’ve been in your shoes, right where you are now… sick as heck without knowing why, and sick of all the things I’d been trying to do to get better, without an explanation or solution.
Imagine just how relieved you will feel once you’ve finally found the test that pinpoints the issue…
When you finally have objective results that prove it’s not “just in your head”…
And more important than test results …. You have the keys to getting better!
There’s a test called the Meta-Oxy Test, which screens for cellular inflammation, toxicity and damage.
It is 50X more powerful at detecting inflammation markers than regular blood tests your doctor might have given you.
You’ve probably heard that “inflammation” is a major source of general health problems like the one you’ve had.
So you might have gotten all excited figuring you had a major clue to your health issues… and you went to your doctor to check out if this cause applies to you… and your doctor gave you a test and…
Your doctor said the test showed nothing unusual and it wasn’t an issue. And ironically… you left the office deflated… because you were hoping that you’d finally pinpointed the cause!
You see… doctors’ blood tests look for general inflammation, marked by something called c-reactive proteins (the kind you might get when you’ve had an injury).
But what most doctors completely overlook is inflammation at the cellular level.
It doesn’t matter how good your bloodwork looks… and it doesn’t matter how good your hormone levels look…
If your cells themselves are inflamed none of these beneficial levels will make a difference.
Because cellular inflammation prevents hormones from communicating with your cells… and prevents nutrients from reaching your cells.
It’s like this. Imagine you needed to fill your car with gas… and the way you did it was by throwing gas on the car instead of in the gas tank!
(And then you lit the car on fire!)
That’s exactly what happens when you try to nourish your cells with all the right nutrition and hormone levels when the cells themselves are inflamed.
[And this is why…]
Have you been trying to lose weight… and it just won’t come off?
It’s like you’re starving yourself from the inside… and your cells react to this starvation by holding on for dear life to your fat!
If you want to reverse these effects, you need to take the Meta-Oxy Test NOW. It’s fast, it’s accurate, and it’s inexpensive.
Not only do you get the test…
You also get a Neurotoxicity Assessment, which is a detailed questionnaire that will walk you through everything about your past and present health issues that might be contributing to your cellular inflammation.
PLUS, you get a 60-Minute Consultation with one of my trained Cellular Health Experts to discuss your Meta-Oxy Test results and your questionnaire in detail.
I have trained our Cellular Health Experts to be detectives and sleuths to put together all the clues from your Meta-Oxy test results, your questionnaire, your symptoms, and your personal history, to find the “smoking gun” that will finally help you resolve your health issues.
Are you ready to have a health professional finally listen to you? To take your history seriously? To reassure you that it’s not just “in your head” and that there IS a solution?
That’s what you’re going to get with your Comprehensive Cellular Health Analysis.
How much does this cost?
Think of all the doctors’ visits and tests and programs you’ve already tried… that may have added up to thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars.
Think of all the ways your ongoing health issues are impacting your energy, your happiness, your ability to earn money, your relationship with your significant other and your children, your physical appearance, your sex life, and your self-confidence…
To solve the problem, you take out a bucket, and start trying to capture the pollution and pull it out of the water.
Do you think this would work?
Of course not.
But this is exactly what you’ve been doing for years with your health symptoms!
You see, the symptoms or pollution won’t go away by treating them directly… because there is a source of the pollution upstream from your home!
There is a factory producing all that nasty pollution.
And in the case of your health… the factory is inflamed and toxified cells that are unable to process the basic hormonal, nutritional, and metabolic functions of your body properly. So their toxic sludge spills over into the rest of your body… downstream from the source.
[This is why you’ve done so many things for your health and still don’t feel well].
That’s why I always say…
And the only way you can know the root cause of your health problems is through understanding what’s going on with your cells… the building blocks of your health.
Discover the Root Cause of Your Symptoms…
Since no two cases and causes of cellular toxicity and inflammation are the same, it’s crucial that your plan be personalized to your particular history, causes, and circumstances.
(No, this is not the same old cookie-cutter advice you’ve heard to eat chlorella or take a sauna. You cannot detox in the same way as your neighbor. Everyone’s detox plan is different, because everyone’s causes of toxicity and inflammation are different. With this offer you are going to get a totally personalized plan!)
Think of all the time, energy, and resources you’ve spent just trying to find some answers.
Is $167 worth finally getting the health answers you’ve been seeking?
You already know the answer!
The reason I know that YOU can heal quickly from symptoms you’ve suffered from for years, is that I went through the same journey. At age 34, a mysterious illness descended on me, and I had to find my way back to health and wholeness. Learn how I reclaimed the best health of my life…
I am able to fold the laundry without my shoulders hurting. I’m able to lift my hands when I’m worshiping in church. I’m able to go biking again, surfing again, hiking again, swimming again, etc. …
It has already been LIFE-CHANGING.
Coming from not knowing how many days you’d have left to feeling like you have your life back.”
I spent 10s of thousands of dollars. Jumping from doctor to doctor. I had so many tests done. All normal…
We went skiing as a family in the winter and even bought passes for the next season. I can plan outings two days in a row now without resting. These are things I could NEVER have done before.”
My biggest short term win is the new faith I have in my body and my mind to heal. The support on this program has helped beyond words. 🙏
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